The new things this week

I swear that my girls are on a role again this week.  I guess that I can not complain because it gives me funny things to write about each week and I don’t have to make stuff up.

  1. I am fabulous
  2. What do you mean that I have to wash the corners?
  3. I peed Niagara Falls
  4. It’s not gay it’s fabulous.

I am starting to think that all of these funny phrases are something that Skye is hearing and then repeating at different times and this is what makes this funny.   The two fabulous statements are quotes, I think, from a web based cartoon that my girls watch on line.  I can not even start to tell you what the name of it is right now.  All  I know is that is is a cartoon.    In this cartoon a guy with a accent says things like I am fabulous in the cartoon after he dresses up in different costumes.    With that back ground in mind, Skye will walk around the house and say,  “I am fabulous” at all the random times like walking to the room.  She will just walk into the room and announce this.  This funniest thing is the dumbest statement that she repeats and really has no clue what it means.  This phrase comes from the cartoon also but happen more frequently.  It could be a toy that she is showing you and she will say it’s not gay it fabulous.  She does understand what gay means when talking about people but when it comes to something being gay she really has no idea.    When I try to explain it to her I get to laughing so hard at her facial expression I have to stop.

The new funny thing that has come our her mouth this week has been, what do you mean i have to clean the corners.  See what happened was that I made my girls start doing chores these last couple of weeks against great rebellion.  Skye’s choir is to clean the bathroom.  Our bathroom is the size of a closet.   All she had to do was wipe out the bathtub.  about twenty minutes later Skye came out of the bathroom and told me that she was done.  The next time that I went in there I seen that the bathtub had not been wiped out and when I brought it to her attention she looks at me completely puzzled and states” what do you mean I have to wash the corners? Really I thought that it was common sense but not that apparent to an eight year old.  One has to clean all of it.  When she said this Skye said it in such a way that cleaning all of the bathtub was something that her little mind skipped.

The last statement of the day is I peed Niagara falls.  The really funny part is that we all have been there.  It is the point of needing to use the restroom so bad that you can not move and when you do sit to pee, it continues for so long.  Skye came out of the restroom and announced that she “had peed Niagara Falls.”  Where does she get this stuff.  I could only hope to be as funny as she is .  

My heat went out now what?

Funny statements of the week

  1. richie, richie 
  2. I fart rainbows
  3. Can we live in the hotel room?
  4. Oh my G_O_S_H

 

This past weekend the heat went out in my apartment .  It was Saturday afternoon around 3:00 PM and my place was already 60 degrees.  Well, I was already freezing my ass off and the sun was shinning, now what.  I had to stop and think about what I was going to do.  My best option of the day was to get a hotel room, at least my girls and I would not freeze to death in the night, so away we went.  I chose to go to a hotel that happened to have an indoor swimming pool.  My girls were in seventh heaven.  The idea of swimming in the winter time is the coolest thing ever according to my girls.  My girls walked into the hotel and wanted to instantly go swimming.  There is no exploring the room to see what it had or laying on the beds to feel it.  No my girls walk directly into the room and ask to to swimming.   When we were in the pool, my youngest daughter Skye told me that she felt rich because she was in the swimming pool and that she felt richie, richie because we got to stay in a hotel for two days.  Rich only because we got to stay in a hotel, really?  If this is what she considered rich what is she going to do when I am able to buy us a house?  That is my thought of the day.    That evening both Cheyenne and Skye asked if we could live there…..IN THE HOTEL.  All four of us in one room.  In TWO beds. you have got to be kidding me.  There is no way in hell. 

Now, back to the farting comments that my GIRLS have been saying.  This week it was I fart rainbows. With this, I have nothing to say.  For one time in my life I think that I am speechless.  To top this off, there is a new cartoon that has a flying unicorn that is propelled in the air by rainbows coming out of his butt.  I think that this is where they got I fart rainbows but…. ?

Cheyenne is my oldest daughter.  This week she has been the really funny girl out of both of them, this week?  I think that she was quoting a movie, The Lego Movie by Disney.  Every time that Cheyenne would get excited she would shout OH MY G-O-S-H.  I am so proud that she does not say oh my God.  I have an issue with this.  But, now I laugh out loud every time she says this.